Big Toe Bunion

Big Toe Bunion is Chief Bunion, but is better known to her co-bunions as Pain in the Bunion. She got stuck was awarded this job because she failed to lived a clean and pure life in her youth. She hopes to lead this boisterous band to a higher level of understanding. Barring that, she plans to drink them under the table.

Big Toe Bunion writes nonsense verse, it going well with her inane way of looking at things. When not writing folderol, Big Toe indulges in general tomfoolery and time-wasting while she alliterates antonyms, subjugates synonyms, and rehabilitates homonyms. Any time left over is dedicated to mispronouncing phonemes.

Organic Bunion

The youngest Bunion of the bunch, the Organic Bunion is a tireless multi-tasker. From baking wheat-free, sugar-free, taste-free treats from scratch to handwashing linen diapers, she spends most of her time birthing and nursing her many bunionettes. During the odd moments her bunionettes are taking a nap all at once, her inner Bunion emerges and she is compelled to write: tips on chemical-free housekeeping, ideas for non-violent school activities, or variations of her recipe for tofu chili. As a hobby, she enjoys trying the trendiest baby gears, tasting the local raw foods restaurants, and taking her best friend's twin pet turtles for a stroll along the beach.

Hot Cross Bunion

Hot Cross Bunion is a female of indeterminate age, depending on whether she can find her colorist, industrial-strength facial spackle, and  high-tensile-strength spandex fibers. HCB is a Wannabe Wobblie who loves children…other people’s. She returns them after planting seeds of rumpus-room revolution. Her fellow bunions swear that one day HCB will get her comeuppance. HCB just listens to her bio-clock tick away and chortles.

She’s been called a master manipulator but sees herself as a graphics novice. The Odd-Bunion-Out, HCB has neither husband nor children, and has never changed a diaper. She uses drop-off laundry service, and gourmet heat’n’eat from the grocery store. Cabana boys and erstwhile revolutionaries can call 1-800-LuvABunion.

Canuck Bunion

CanuckBunion's Indian Name is 'Whines Like A Dog', a name given to her by a real He-Manish Northern Ontario fisherman (who owns an oversized pickup truck solely to cart around the enourmous half-wolf he calls Tiddles). She hates camping and hunting and anything that requires any serious effort on her part, except for writing, which she can do while sitting down and drinking.

CB also thinks the Royals are a bunch of inbred wankers, but concedes that they look good on money.

Southern Bunion

Southern Bunion, aka The Bunionessa, dreams of being a Royal Bunion some day but for now lays low in suburbia and keeps her identity as a closet-left-leaning moderate a secret to all but those in her inner circle.

When The Bunionessa isn’t working on a novel or short story, she can be spotted with her bunion-agers around town, on a hiking trail with an eye out for rattlesnakes, or ruining yet another dinner entrée so her bunion-agers will beg her not to cook again and she will have more time to write.