What critics are saying about The Oslo Incident:

• Voted 'Best Novel Ever' by the Shady Trees Retirement Home Constipation League.
• "Vivid, gripping and some other cliched adjective."
  -- Roger Ebert
• "I couldn't put it down. There was some sort of icky gunk all over the cover, so yeah, I literally could NOT put it down"
  -- Pamela Anderson.
• "Sorry, I thought we were talking about some movie. My bad."
  -- Roger Ebert, again.
• "Never read this after doing controlled substances. BATS!! BATS!!"
  -- Hunter S. Thompson (d)
• "I still get paid, right? Just pass the envelope under the table."
  -- Roger Ebert
• "This book has everything - mystery, suspense, romance, and Puffins! Puffins have become a cultural phenomon here - everyone has to get one!"
  -- David Hirohito, Royal Bastard Child of Emperor's Biracial Cousin

DISCLAIMER:

The Oslo Incident, aka The Bunions Internationally Best-selling Novel, is neither. It’s what happens when a group of professional writers get together and decide to write the worst novel they can. Follow us on our journey to redundancy as we explore clichés, bad writing technique and overdone plot devices. We hope you’ll agree The Oslo Incident deserves it’s very own TV series, or maybe even a three-movie deal, or perhaps a Nobel Prize for chutzpah-on-a-stick. Even if you don’t, please sit back, read and enjoy the pretty colors.

-- The Bunions, always tongue-in-cheek

Note from Dr. Boson:

The Bunions have been informed that Copenhagen and Oslo are, in fact, in two SEPARATE countries, neither of which is Sweden. However, since the book is already in print and has been translated into every language known to man and more than a few not yet invented...they’ve chosen to ignore that truth.

-- Dr. Higgs Boson, Phd, Astrophysics and Rudimentary Geography, Harvard University